Everyday when i come home from school i randomly hump trees. I always did it and find it normal, but some of my friends said it's not. HELP! What should i do?
Ten answers:
anonymous
2011-04-27 01:30:30 UTC
I just want to say, be proud of yourself. I always do it with trees, flowers, and even candlesticks (depending on there sizes) But feel free to motivate yourself in anyway you can. But be sure none of the squirrels are looking. (One time, i was humping a tree, and a squirrel saw me and so it started going up a branch and laid down on it. I wasn't sure if it was humping it too...) I hope this helped! :)
anonymous
2011-04-27 05:44:52 UTC
Lol yeah man, of course it's normal. I do it all the time! one time I even climbed a ladder, took some baby oil, and poured it all in this woodpecker's nest. Then i humped the heck outta that tree! Poor woodpecker, though. I don't know if he'll ever be the same again...
Lovey~Dovey
2011-04-27 05:47:23 UTC
No , Sorry Hun , But It is not normal to hump trees but if you feel that it is ok and you want to continue with it go ahead , But maybe if your friends are starting to say things about it you might want to make it more privet . :) Glad to help {xox-Lilith-xox}
davester1970
2011-04-27 05:44:15 UTC
Seek therapy perhaps. Trees didn't consent for you to hump them.
Jay Pizzaz
2011-04-27 05:53:31 UTC
HOLY CRAP! You too?
Actually no. No, that is not at all normal. (unless you are a chipmunk, then by all means, hump ALL you want)
Try seeing a therapist or something.
lolfaces
2011-04-27 05:43:19 UTC
**** your friends, hump away
Just watch out for splinters
anonymous
2011-04-27 05:43:25 UTC
No its not normal. get a boyfriend or a girlfriend. good luck
Tara M.
2011-04-27 05:45:20 UTC
well have you ever seen the movie superstar? didn't work out to well for her so i'd have to say STOP
?
2011-04-27 05:44:13 UTC
actually that's pretty messed up dude not gonna lie
Katie
2011-04-27 05:43:11 UTC
O.o
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