please how do i get laid tonight?

Question

im not bad looking but just cant can any one help

Answer 1

wow.

Answer 2

I'm guessing you're a bloke, and if you really own your own building firm then you must have a few bob.

If so, the job's half done, just splash the cash around and the girls will flock. Just let it be known you have cash and you'll have to fight them off.

If you go in any bar anywhere wearing expensive clobber, see a girl or even two you like, then go to the bar and order a bottle of champagne and a couple of glasses and walk up to the girl's table and say "Mind if I join you?"



She'll see the posh clothes and champers and you'll be doing her within the hour. Especially if you have a jazzy car outside.



Sorry girls but you know it's true. Don't forget your johnnies.

Answer 3

Why tonight. Can't you hold your own for a bit and wait until Saturday night when the easy laid are at their best?

Answer 4

If you live near a big city and have about $200 they will crawl out of the woodowork looking for you.



They can smell a dollar a mile away.



oops sorry ladies.



I don't condone searching out a sidewalk stewardess but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.



Rosie and her sisters will be very lonely.

Answer 5

IF you live in some backwater country town, you could find a willing sheep or goat... maybe a doe if you can cacth one?



Sonojudan



"Yeah I thought it was funny to, who would of thought Steve could give herpes to his goat, and then when John screwed Steves goat that he would get the herpes, Yeah I know classic. I am so glad I didn't sleep with that thing."

Answer 6

lol...



well if u werent so obv desperate people may not look at u and think you were too desperate to sleep with.

maybe then u'd be in with a chance.



people dont like desperate ppl...

nothing personal but they kinda tend to b a bit clingy 2.

Answer 7

You might as well ask, "What's the best way to get a disease?". Because the way you are looking to get laid, is the best way to get one.

Answer 8

the girl is wrong - act desperate - ask any girl you like if they would like a drink or make conversation with them. Mass marketing - then build from there - your quality control can come later

Answer 9

this is probably a discrace to our manhood that a man would come out online screaming for sex,what has the world come to!!!i remember the good old days when a man would have sex with three diffirent women in the same day!!!

Answer 10

Either use your hand or go find a dating site.

This is hardly the place to find what you're looking for.

Answer 11

dude. some things just can't be rushed. take your time. find a nice girl, or young woman, be a friend to her first, then go from there. do you want a sl-t? or an s.t.d.? that's what getting in a hurry will get you! take your time & just be who you are!!!

Answer 12

You might have to resort to calling on Mrs Hand and her five daughters.

Answer 13

go to a bar or a club and try to pick up someone. go to a strip club and try to hit on a stripper. call a call girl lol



if all fails....use your right hand

Answer 14

just curious,why people always think abt getting lay or get laid ?? Does relationship only require sex ???? ( sorry,no offense ).

Answer 15

Use one hand then for a second shot, use the other one !

Answer 16

ur a user & ur desperate u should really love the person

Answer 17

go to a house party

Answer 18

Maybe you should wait until you find someone special

Answer 19

Just go to bed and stay horizontal.



That's it.



Sash.

Answer 20

thats desperate. itll come when itll come. just be patient

Answer 21

Stop actin so desprate. Idiot.

Answer 22

get a hooker...if you're that desperate

Answer 23

Desperate or what?

Answer 24

your not bad looking? fukin ell...say no more twerp...

Answer 25

buy a blow up doll and get off yahoo answers!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 26

pick up a hooker

Answer 27

pay someone LMAO

Answer 28

hah...