My hubby that left me called finally and said hell come back on 1 condition. MY GOD should I do this?

Question

Ok Argus left me a month ago and he just called me from his girlfriends house (Wilma)
He had got back form hunting and called and said that he will leave wilma and return to me if I roll in the mud with the 16 hogs in his paws farm and do this naked and eat their food too and get dirty in the hob infested mud with their poo and pee. I have to roll like them and with them and make hog squeeling noises and let them mate with me if they tried to.

The problem is I would do it for Argus but he said that even if i do there is only a 10 % chance hell take me back and he said that im lucky its even that much.

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO. I love him and maybe because i love him so much I should do it but even then theres a 90% chance hell stay with Wilma

Answer 1

What is wrong with you that you keep posting this make-believe? It's so crude and disgusting - day after day!



So Argus wants to come back - is it because your're pregnant with his twins or because you will soon be rolling in the dough - speaking of rolling - as a result of your lawsuits against the realtor and the sex toy shop? Get real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

No don't go back. He will just do it again and Argus is a real arrogant man. If this is true what your saying the next thing he will suggest for you to do , is come and live with Wilma and him.

Argus is mean and if he really did say this to you and you fall for it, then you are more gullable and he is making a damned fool out of you. This sounds so phoney and if your making this up, then you deserve to live with Argus.

Answer 3

why would you run the risk of getting sick and killing yourself over a man who doesn't even deserve the sweat out of the crack of your a$$ even if there were a 100% CHANCE OF HIM TAKING YOU BACK ITS NOT WORTH IT hes out keep him out and don't let him any where near you he's is white trash and should be left on the curb with the rest of the garbage



sorry for being so blunt i hope i didn't offend you i just feel very strongly about how every woman has the right to be respected and treated like an equal and not a door mat

Answer 4

You sure gotta do it. Sounds like you got a man that knows what he done want. Ain't many men around like that anymore. They's all into than homeysexshual stuff an' shitt. If you really wanna buy ole Argie's luv, git him a case of Budweiser beefer you go wrassle with Wilma. He'll lov you like yer brother/uncle loves his prize sheep, Bessie.

Answer 5

He sounds like an awfully attractive man. I would go ahead and lie with the hogs. If you want to make him jealous, come on to one of the better looking hogs, and tell him you'll stay with him tonight.

Answer 6

Hey Meat!!!! Good to have you back on line.



I can't really answer this Q. It's obvious to me that you've made an attempt to lead a dignified and moral life. This is a great Q. You've only got a 10% chance. Should you go against your impeccable upbringing and humiliate yourself? Tough call. I wish you luck.



P.S. How's the lawsuit against the sex toy shop going?

Answer 7

Dont do it. He is playing a trick on you. If hes not even 10% sure, then whats the point? He just wants to see you make an idiot out of yourself. If he still loved you, he would come back without any deals. Hmm, thats a strange thing hes making you do :-P lol

Answer 8

I am just curious if Fred Flintstone knows that Wilma is cheating on him. The name of your hubby isn't Barney is it. There is going to a bad time in the old town of Bedrock tonight!!!

Answer 9

Wow! That is so hot! I would definitely do it for Argus. Can you have him call me? Maybe he'll let me roll with the hogs to prove my love for him.

Answer 10

Give a shot it might turn him on and Wilma will be the loser and not you anymore. Take care

Answer 11

are you stupid or you like be walked all over........tell Wilma to roll in the mud with 16 hogs and have him hold Wilma's *** while she does it

Answer 12

Oppurtunities don't come this easy in life...you are truly blessed...matter of fact,I don't know too many people as lucky as you to get this chance...milk that 10% for all it's worth...you gotta stand (or roll) and be counted...I just can't get over how truly lucky you are...!!!

Answer 13

what the hells wrong with you.don't degrade yourself like that if he loved you he wouldnot have split in the first place.aint no man or woman worth roolin with hogs.tell him to screw off find yourself another man and carry on with your life.let wilma roll in the mud&muck w/the pigs.

Answer 14

tell Argus that HE is the one that needs to roll in the mud with the hogs--you don't need him anymore. get yourself a decent pet possum since Stinky doesn't seem to like you anymore, and get on with your life

Answer 15

once you're sensible, you will no longer do it. If he rather had to get returned with you, he does not have you ever try this. He appears like a jerk; or you're in all probability trolling. notwithstanding, shop your dignity intact with the aid of no longer giving into his demands.

Answer 16

If you're going to do it do it for yourself... it will provide some adventure in your life... and film it as you might as well try to make some money out of it.. if your ex wants to see this I'm sure there are other freakos who would be into this as well...

Answer 17

damn i am sorry but i would pay to see someone do that over some stupid *** man really i would that would just so amaze me for the rest of my life i swear so if u gonna do it then videotatpe it and put it on the net i am sure that many people would pay to see some crazy **** like that

Answer 18

Are you crazy? Show some dignity woman! Why would you do that for any man? Of course he doesn't want you be with him, he just wants to watch you humiliate yourself! No man is worthy of that!

Answer 19

first of all what did you do for him to leave you never mind it doesnt matter if he could ask you to do that and you did it he would never let you forget it and it would probably turn him away anyway but come to think of it youve already been with a pig so i dont think it would matter

Answer 20

Is this a joke? If it isn't, what he is suggesting you do is seriously twisted. If he loves you he wouldn't require you to do something in order to have him back. He's just not worth it.

Answer 21

hell no he sounds like he do not give a **** move on you desaver batter thin that stand up for your self tell to go to hall he just trying to hurt you

Answer 22

ok. what a joke and if it wasn't then if he left you and then became so prime that he called you when he feeled like and then ordered you to do such a degrading inhumane act then honey i think you should ne the one to step out and leave him. now if you really love him then let him beg you for your forgiveness stop answering his calls let him think you've moved on....and then when he comes running you give him that "i dunno if i want to take you back" then when he begs more you let him agree on ant condition you want to. don't let your guard down. thanks for the laugh. good luck.

Answer 23

Are you crazy hell no go find another person...you shouldnt have to roll around in anything for anybody

Answer 24

I wouldn't give Argus the time of day. Move onward, girl!!

Answer 25

You have a great God given imagination. You should be a writer, but clean up your stories some.

Answer 26

If that's you on the pic, take him back, God only knows when another man will cross your path.

Answer 27

are you a third grade dropout? He is calling you from his girlfriends house.....HELL no don't take him back......he is an a s s ......and deserves a bi*tch like the one that would mess around with him, as a married man...and dumped. You deserve so much better.......good luck....

Answer 28

Did you cheat on him first? You shouldn't take HIM back. Esp. if he's asking you to do that. He's the one that should roll around with the pigs. What a dick.

Answer 29

well,like I said before you are one sick puppy! I really think you need a strightjacket .go to the hospital and stay for along time..

Answer 30

Hell the ***** no! He is not worth it honey! Oh hell no.That man is joking with you.You know that, right?

Answer 31

No way don't do it...you love him but it sounds like he doesn't love you that much he's not treating you right and you don't need that from anyone-you are so much better than that

Answer 32

Do it, loves worth it. And if he doesn't stay with you maybe you can start dating one of his paws pigs. Oink Oink!!

Answer 33

You must be nuts to even consider such humiliation for ANY man. I don't care if you're married to GEORGE CLOONEY! No man is worth it. Let his girlfriend have him.

Answer 34

If he really said that to you then you should take the hint.. he is saying that he won't take you back.. he was kidding I think.....

Really you should think more of your self than to even think of doing that.

Answer 35

dang lady, kick his balls and make him roll in the mud. u shouldnt even thinkabout that girl.

Answer 36

how can you love someone who treats you like ****? i mean c'mon, is he worth all that he want you to do and yet it's only 10% chance. you deserve better than this jerk, you should just forget him and move on.

Answer 37

go to another guy who has more than 10%chance of staying with you

Answer 38

the hogs will kill you i mean even two of em could eat you you're screwed

Answer 39

r u crazy hell no dont do it skip argus

Answer 40

any man that would make you do all that just to have him possibly go back to you, isnt worth your time; you deserve better! best wishes! :)

Answer 41

Honey,don't you know a helluva good deal when you see one? HaHa!

Answer 42

Is anyone really that stupid to consider taking a guy back that calls from a gf's house? Reality check please.

Answer 43

Do it, your obviously desparate. Also videotape it and put it on the web so we can all get a good chuckle.

Answer 44

he dont want you cause he dont respect you and you shouldnt want him,( i know this is fake right) he asked you to do this because he know you are just insecure enough to make a total *** of yourself for him.

Answer 45

No one needs to be debased like that

Answer 46

You're crazy to even consider this. Are you for real?

Answer 47

why does he want to mistreat you like that?????You deserve better....don't knkow the details of your relationship...but you don't need to be degraded like that...who does he think he is...girl...that's not right....

Answer 48

lol ..I bet your a real prize winner! Congrats

Answer 49

this is gross, my boyfriend's cats name is wilma, hahaha

Answer 50

Do it. Argus sounds like a keeper..........malarky!

Answer 51

kick him to the curb girlfriend

Answer 52

don't do it he won't respect u as much and he could use u soo bad keep ur dignety

Answer 53

i think that u have to do it and plz let me see that i like u naked if u don't mind baby,,,,,dody_lopu@yahoo

Answer 54

DONT DO IT!

My God! you dont have any proud right?

go a therapist!

and please dont you dare talk to him cause he´s an assh...!!!!!!!

you deserve someoen better

i can t imagine even thinking about it ....

Answer 55

If this is a real question, then he is merely doing this to make

you embarass yourself more.

Answer 56

Yeah right!!! Are you crazy?? No guy is worth that!

Answer 57

you are loughing a lot .is it a real story dear?

Answer 58

thats why you dont take him back....because...he'll go back to her. then you'll end up hurt again....

Answer 59

you're nuts...........there are so many good men that wouldn't even think of making you do something stupid like that.............

Answer 60

Stupidest thing I've read so far.....

Answer 61

Don't do it

Answer 62

change that pic and I'll tell you.

Answer 63

Do it , because Jesus loves you!!!!!!!

Answer 64

JUST DO IT!

Answer 65

HELL NO!

Answer 66

Do it.

Answer 67

fight for your man!