Question:
have i ruined my chances with my girlfriend?
anonymous
2009-05-01 16:20:11 UTC
The other day i stayed round my girlfriends and i really really needed to well, egest, feculate myself (i.e void and poo). I tried holding it i for ages but i ended up doing really smelly trumps (i.e i broke some ill wind) She wasnt impressed and she gaged. Then i gave in and went to the toilet where i did the most horrific and huge foul. The smell wa putrid and acrid, and there wer terible skid marks all down the walls of the toilet, and they wouldnt come off even after flushing so i just had to leave it. also, there was no air freshner, she walked in straight after me and was physiclally and mentally sick. I felt really bad and i think i should end it. What do u think?
Six answers:
Emma
2009-05-01 18:00:20 UTC
everyone has to poo! lol say your sorry but you just had too, im sure she has been in a similar situation and if ur planning to be with this girl for a long time your going to have 2 go with her around at some stage!
anonymous
2009-05-01 16:27:50 UTC
i don't believe the story and i'll tell you why. antonio esfadiari is too smooth to do something like that. i'll tell him someone is slandering him on yahoo if i see him at the wsop next month.
Aaliyah
2009-05-01 16:27:16 UTC
u wanna finish with ur gf cos u did POO in her toilet?..how old are u?
anonymous
2009-05-01 16:29:04 UTC
just apologize buy her some chocs an flowers
anonymous
2009-05-01 16:28:26 UTC
i can imagine OMG...that's nasty....just dont talk to her for a while...she'll forget about the scene...hopefully...LMAO
?
2009-05-01 16:42:55 UTC
Ahahahaha lmfao

I'd be pretty pissed.


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