A pretty good joke?

Question

There was those three men, they went bungi jumping, but one of 'em found a lamp, he rubbed the lamp and the genie popped out
Greetings master...you got three wishes how may i serve you.
But there's a twist in it because they gotta jump off before they wish for anything and they can only whish to be somebody else other than themselves
So the first one jumped: "i wanna be a bird so i can fly around the world" his wish was granted
The second one jumped also: "I wanna be a super hero fighting crimes and helping people around the world" he got his 2
The third one wasn't quite sure what he really wanted so he jump off thinking of all those things he always wanted to be without even realizing that he's getting closer to the ground.
Dude got so mad he shout out: "That's bullshit" he got turn into a piece of sh!t and fall to the ground.

Answer 1

I've got one....



Two guys are out in the woods when one guy has a heartattack. the second guy calls 911 and says "help! my friend just had a heart attack. i think he's dead. what should i do." the operater says "first we need to make sure that he's really dead." so the hunter says "okay. hang on one minute." a few seconds later the operator hears a gunshot and the hunter gets back on the phone and says "okay, now what?"

Answer 2

Funny

Answer 3

A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says. "I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?" His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."

Answer 4

You told it wrong, they were not "bunji" jumping. they were going to kill themselves and God was going to grant them a wish. Your delivery sucks.

Answer 5

Cute!!!

Answer 6

DONT GIVE UP YOUR DAY JOB.

Answer 7

really NOT funny!!

Answer 8

i like it thanks for the funny joke. keep em coming

Answer 9

STUPID!!!!!!!