How do I show somebody my genitals?

Question

I want to show a loved one my genitals. How do I do it?

Answer 1

Long distance

Answer 2

1. Ask said loved one if you may show them your genitals 2. Leave abruptly before you get arrested

Answer 3

Go to work. Drop your phone under your desk in a dark area. Ask your victim of choice to help you find it. As they are kneeling under to look,trap em under that desk with your knees and unzip that zipper. Don't forget to flap it all around. Success follows

Answer 4

*You go on EBay.

*You go to the search bar and type in: Chastity Belt.

*You then purchase one with a key...it gets better.

*keep it a surprise from your loved one, so when it arrives you can really WOW them.

*Put the Chastity belt on. Lock it.

*Hide the key someplace adventurous, somewhere your loved one will have to search to find it, like the bottom of the ocean.

*FINALLY! If you have to post this on Yahoo Answers you should NEVER show your loved one you genitals. Welcome!

Answer 5

You grab that cloth around your waste called pants and then you grab the other cloth called underwear and then you pull them down. You then step out of the legs of the pants and throw them aside.

Answer 6

Take off your clothes. Ta da.

Answer 7

unzip it