please help me with my girlfriend!?

Question

hey guys, my name is dee shon and im having some trouble with my girlfriend please help!

We have been going out for about 5 months now and i know i am punching above my weight because she is gorgeous and i have the face of a garbonzo bean (and the brains too) but she wont hold my hand anywhere or even let me foul on her. i mean come on 5 month and not even a fowl? not even some incontinence? she also wont go on a date with me to the cinema and i even said ill pay for everything! whats wrong with her im always really nice and just ask to be shown some love in return..i mean i should be able to feculate on her shouldnt i?

Please help!
thanks

Answer 1

You've just got one s#itty set of circumstances...



Do you know why people shake hands with their right hands...? Because before toilet paper, you used to clean you azz with your left hand. So if you're using both to "keep clean" then it's no wonder why she won't hold your hand...



Troll...

Answer 2

You don't take hints very well do you. i have the face of a garbonzo bean (and the brains too)

It shows fellow.

Answer 3

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That is all



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