Apology here - I would like to say sorry -?

Question

to all the people here, like myself, that have to put up with the BORING, ANNOYING, DO-GOODERS that feel they HAVE to input their useless bits of information in reply to fun action provoking questions like the ones I put in here!
First off - bible bashing goody two shoes americans - its yahoo ireland and uk - why are ye even in here? Butt out.
Secondly - we're not all bothered with the "does he love me" questions - if someone doesnt like my questions - dont answer em!
And to all my loving fans out there - you guys are the best!!!
To my army of haters (the females) - dont be so jealous - its an AWFUL trait!

Answer 1

So let me get this right.... you like to have fun and take the p1ss, but somehow it offends you when others do it back... ok lets try it then...



So you look like a blonde Angelina Jolie...well she is beautiful... I imagine her lips on your face will only serve to make you look like a trout... lol.... ooh... am I sooooooo jealous of you... well am I?



Why do you assume that all females hate you? Is it because you really are a low life chav that sprawls out on a saturday night after a kebab in the high street, too drunk to stand up, with tomorrow's washing on full view..... I wouldn't hate you because of that.... I don't even know you...



So Honey pot or trap or whatever your fookin' name is.... don't take the p if you can't handle a little dished back at you now and again....



And if the girls are b1tches.. then ignore them... this sort of response, only makes out that they are bothering you... and you wouldn't want to give us jealous b1tches that impression would you?



Now shut the fcuk up, run along or I will steal your boyfriend right out from underneath your fish lips..ok sweetie? After all, I may be way more beautiful than you.



Oh Honeybeem.. you do amuse me..... if I were a lesbian... i would turn to soft fruit before you....

Answer 2

I'm an american...but i'm anything but a bible bashing goody two shoes...and frankly I will apologize, though it's not my problem, for all the useless bits of info and everything else you don't like...cause I agree with you...one thing, if you only want answers from UK people (i have good friends there, btw, and have visited...nice country), you could always specify it in your questions...but bottom line (and I just happened upon this question when I logged in) it's very pleasant to see anyone apologize for anything at all...so in all sincerity, thank you...:)

Answer 3

im not "bashing goody two shoes american", but i read your stupid boring questions and must say u re not more clever than those americans.if u re that bored with your life that u have nothing better to do just write some stupidity here i feel sorry for u. your life is so useless. and i doubt that u have any dates. people who have dates work hard to get money to take a date out, work hard in gym to look good to get that date and read books to know what to talk about with those dates

Answer 4

So how do you feel about Aussies being here then? Since you have a thing against the Americans being here because they arn't from Ireland or the UK. I'm an Aussie and Yahoo answers comes up on my Australian account.

Answer 5

hahahahaha!!! Ok im not gona contradict myself here as I posted a question yesterday asking why people were so milicious in their answers but in fairness - youre questions ARE funny and if people didnt find them so, they wouldnt answer them - its obvious you provoke a reaction in people and if they choose to read and answer your questions thats their perogative. No body is forcing them to! I say keep it up - you're always good to shock us and give us a bit of a laugh

Answer 6

all the British questions get put on the American yahoo answer and all the American questions don't go to the British one cuz of some laws that the British have

Answer 7

I agree.. if you don't like the question.. don't open it up and look at it.. and don't answer it... But at the same time if you ask a question and aren't ready to read answers you might not like maybe you shouldn't be here...

Answer 8

LOL-ya i hate it when someone types i don't care...and that's their answer...it's like..ok I just wasted 2 seconds of my life reading that...thank u very much *rolls eyes*

&& when they put some long *** rude comment and think they're so cool- lol

Answer 9

Laugh - laugh - laugh - I haven't had a laugh all day so thank you everyone - this is better than watching the TV - laugh - some of you have some great answers - laugh

Answer 10

If i agreed can I have 10 points?

Answer 11

for you informtion, the americans have all the english questions on their page not just the american ones. and some people just have no sense of humour (ie americans)

Answer 12

So let me get this right you discriminate, you are narrow minded, aggressive, and egocentric. Would you like to talk about it...well, go somewhere else!!!

Answer 13

Cant read long explanations, however, people always accept apologies. Your apologies are accepted, be happy about it.

Answer 14

Is this a question and answers session or a chatting session ?

Answer 15

sorry was good enough, the last bit is a waste of time

Answer 16

you don't need to say so... its your right from birth to express or say what ever u want to... this internet is no different..



You have all the previliges to express yourself! Enjoy.. n have fun :)

Answer 17

You go baby, don't you just feel better after a good rant. I do

Answer 18

thats ok your apology is accepted

i on behalf of all the (normal) people on here accept it

Answer 19

your apology accepted..now u r under direct invigilation of god..blah balh..go a head and stay cool ..let god be with u ..AMEN

Answer 20

Well said!!!!! Apology Expected!!!!

Answer 21

lol!

i'm glad you got that off ya chest!

i'm sure you'll feel better for it!

av a good day!

Answer 22

go girl!!!! you are the kind of girl who takes the boredom out of life

Answer 23

Well said!!!!



At last someone who thinks the same as me!!!

Answer 24

sooo agree! i especially hate it when people don't realise when my questions are JOKE questions and not to be taken seriously!!! i get a f*ckin lecture!!



BTW...........apology accepted!!!

Answer 25

SO DEAR WHAT U WANNA ME 2 SAY BOUT UR QUESTION OR ITS DA ANSWER!

Answer 26

if i wanted ur apology i would unhook ur lips from my zipper

Answer 27

You made your point , good for you .

Answer 28

Here Here nice1!!x

Answer 29

everybody accepts your apology, I think.

Answer 30

say u r sorry!



it's a good thing!

Answer 31

HAVE YOU GOT LOW SELF RESPECT?

Answer 32

well said

Answer 33

*raucious applause*



dont forget..do you like my avatar?

Answer 34

you are sooo funny

i like your style

you made me laugh today

bonus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 35

Are you done yet??

Answer 36

unacceptable!!

hehehe..

Answer 37

AMEN!!!! LOL