Why do people think it's weird, that i collect my pee?

Question

I can't get a girlfriend. Every girl that comes close to dating me finds my room full of jars of my pee. I want to keep every part of me what is wrong with that. I tried collecting my poop but it stinks too bad. I even collect my toe and finger nails in Jars. Why is this weird. How can I get a girl to understand?

Answer 1

its good.

Answer 2

What do you think you are really doing by saving all that? Do you know how bad that will be when you break a jar? I am a very understanding woman and my boyfriend has his fare share of oddities, but I could no way deal with that. It's creepy. It's like collecting blood or hair samples of other people or something. I think you try to shed those habits. It's not healthy either. Do you know how many diseases could be lurking in all that.

Answer 3

I'm sorry to hear that...but I think it will be almost impossible to find a girlfriend who understand about this. Unless that girl is extremely fond of you, treat you like a god and obsessed of you.



You are narcissist and you have crossed border line of it long ago. You will probably need some help from psychologists and counsellors.



Please don't take this so hard on yourself. Everyone does like themselves either it's a little or a lot. You just happen to like yourself a lot and...always too much is a problem for anyone and it is obviously causing you problem.



Seek advices from psychologists and take your time to deal wit this problem. Take care!

Answer 4

got a suggestion, why don't you buy a land, dump all your collection there every now and then... until you get sick of collecting your body wastes, no one will know coz it's a secluded area, and why stop with urine and poo and nails, it's more challeging to fill a jar with your flakes, don't you think? i wonder how long u've been collecting, and how ur collection looks like. but, no girl in her right mind will really understand that, really.

Answer 5

You will never get a girl to understand that you freak! If you ever want to have a chance of having a wife stop collecting. Wow. I don't even know what to say to you. That's so gross. When you're 40 do you just want to have a barn out back of your house filled with your excrement? Nasty. Get a life.

Answer 6

Not trying to be mean, but maybe you should collect ANOTHER memorabilia. There is nothing wrong with wanting to keep what you have, but you should try another thing, like making a time capsule or maybe a seashell from the beach. don't collect anything that would offend someone.

Answer 7

of all the things to collect y urine

thats straight disgusting

thats y u cant get a girl so have fun humping ur bed or a pillow which ever u choose

Answer 8

that's gotta be some kind of health or safety hazard. why don't you keep hair clippings or something instead? that may be a little bit easier to explain as opposed to jars of urine, feces and toe and finger nail clippings. if you don't understand why that's weird, then that makes you.......weird.

Answer 9

Srry sweetheart if i were your girl or futur girl i wouldn't understand it either! As a matter of fact,i'm not your girl and i still don't understand! U gotta admit that that's a lil weird!!! Girls just don't like that kind of thing... @ least i don't think girls do or maybe some do...... well i don't!

Answer 10

See a doctor and don't be completely honest at first...just give a little info at a time....in about 10 or so years....THEN look for a girlfriend cuz you are nuts! Repeat after me "I need therapy.....I need therapy!" Just keep repeating it till you do it! And buy a blow up doll!

Answer 11

is this some sort of sick joke? surely this is! if this is for real i would suggest you get help. you will never find a girlfriend.you will never get a girl to understand. this is the kind of story you hear on the late news, when a serial killer is caught and what they find in his house.GET HELP NOW THIS IS NOT NORMAL.

Answer 12

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are u f*cking serious, dude come on, when and how did u escape from the insane asylum, u need help, thats not something you do, how can u possibly ask people how thats not sick and why u havent gotten a gf, ur sick, u need some help really!

Answer 13

THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!! I COLLECT MY PEE TOO!!! WE SHOULD HANG OUT AND COMBINE SOME OF OUR PEE!! BUT I KEEP ALL MY POOP IN FREEZER BAGS AND KEEP THEM IN THIS SPECIAL DEEP FREEZE I HAVE IN MY GARAGE. NEXT TO THE FRESH WATER FISH I CATCH IN THE SUMMER!! GREAT IDEA!! OH I'LL BE YOUR YOUR GIRLFRIEND, THE SEARCH IS OVER!!! HAHAHAHAHA

Answer 14

Well, i guess it will be hard to find someone that understands that, because most people (including me) find it gross. What you have is a mental condition, in wich you can not throw garbage away, seek professional help

Answer 15

there is nothing wrong, problem is girls only like valuable things to be colected, like watches, cars, houses, other girls etc.. would you date a girl colecting her poop? If you do then search for her ( and not a normal girl ), if you dont then change your collection.

Answer 16

look dude u need help. u dont need to keep things like that to have of u that is like really wierd and i dont know any girl that would be with u forreal if u want a girl stop doing that

Answer 17

O you are not weird,you are sick,someone in your family needs to get you some help,but we both know you are joking just to get people on here rauled up.

Answer 18

you need to find someone who'll really like you for you, but that is weird though, can't you collect something else.

Answer 19

well,

find a girl that collects her own piss and crap and you will be perfect together.

god what are you,

buffalo bills lost cousin or something???

Answer 20

keep it in the closet down the hall so noone finds it

Answer 21

have your mommy knit you some jar covers and tell her it's grannies xmas jam.

Answer 22

I can't even think of what exactly to say to this. I think you're making this up.

Answer 23

You are narcissistic. Besides you are gross and disgusting. You need some help!

Answer 24

You ARE joking, right? If not, you definitely need to see a therapist or psychologist...YOU'RE NUTS!

Answer 25

I'm sorry but that IS weird! I don't blame them for not going out with you! SICK!

Answer 26

ummmmmm. that's like the sickist thing ever

Answer 27

and why do you want to collect everypart of your body?

Answer 28

You are self obsessed that's why, you are a nut.

Answer 29

when are you due back at the institution

Answer 30

Hee Hee.... Pee..... you're funny. (but not in a good way).

Answer 31

ahhahah! lmao. you are weird, dude! just dont tell your gf. lol

Answer 32

a

Answer 33

i guess cause you are. Why collect urine

Answer 34

Dude it's f u c k e n crazy!!!

Answer 35

You need help - for real.

Answer 36

omg... I hope u joking

Answer 37

it's not weird its nasty, no girl would understand, seek counseling!!!!!!!!

Answer 38

ewwwwwww

Answer 39

well... I think it's weird too...

..well not too weird TOO GROSS

Answer 40

Ewwwwwwww, that so gross!

Answer 41

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cuzz it is! ur weird! u'll never get married

Answer 42

YOU ARE WRONG

Answer 43

because it is gross!!!!

Answer 44

are you stupid??

Answer 45

nasty!